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    If you know where to get one here in NL lemme know! :)
    ThinkGeek :: Adjustable Aluminum Laptop Desk
    I So need this!!

    Computer Women


    Which Type Of Woman do you like ? (Happy to be GAY!)

    1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!
    2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
    3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
    4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
    5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!
    6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
    7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
    8. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
    9. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
    10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.

    Computer proverbs

      • Home is where you hang your @
      • The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
      • A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
      • You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
      • C: is the root of all directories.
      • Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
      • Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
      • The modem is the message.
      • Too many clicks spoil the browse.
      • The geek shall inherit the earth.
      • A chat has nine lives.
      • Don't byte off more than you can view.
      • Fax is stranger than fiction.
      • What boots up must come down.
      • Windows will never cease.
      • Virtual reality is its own reward.
      • Modulation in all things.
      • A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
      • Know what to expect before you connect.
      • Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
      • Speed thrills.
      • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,
        teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

    How You Know You Are A High Tech Worker

      • It's dark when you drive to and from work.
      • You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
      • You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
      • Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
      • You learn about your layoff on CNN.
      • Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
      • Your supervisor hasn't the ability to do your job assignment.
      • You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
      • Salaries of the members on the Executive Board
        are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
      • Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
      • Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
      • All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
      • 10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- knows what they do.
      • Vacation is something you rollover to next year.
      • Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers"
        or "does something with satellites"
      • You read this entire list and understood it.

    Vaticaan roept op tot boycot Amnesty


     I can't believe this crap!!!
    They keep showing us how absolutely obsolete their institution is

    if you read Dutch, here you go

    Gov. Ruling Bans Qualcomm Handsets - Gearlog

     

    "the U.S. Trade Commission announced a decision to ban U.S. imports of some phones containing Qualcomm semiconductors, a move that will almost certainly strike a big blow to the industry, at large. The decision comes in the wake of a lawsuit by circuit manufacturer, Broadcom, alleging that Qualcomm's chips infringed on copyrights."

    Continue reading here: Gov. Ruling Bans Qualcomm Handsets - Gearlog

    Dutch umbrella - follows and reports your location!


    This is very interesting...
    I wonder who wants to be tracked that way though :)

    Take a look

    'Homo's moeten koffiedrinken met buren'


    Hum... is this like twisted, funny, weird, supposed-to-be-deep-kinda-crap, or all of the above?
    check it out